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I Had A Dream That Connie Chung Is Doing A Newscast About My Death And They Show A Clip From Soap.

You Give Up Your Dream, You Give Up.

I've Always Thought That The Key To A Good Sex Life Is Variety. That's Why God Gave Me Two Hands. Humans Love Sex, We Need Sex, It's How We Connect, It Reminds Us We're Alive, It's The Third Most Basic Human Need, After Food And Good Movie Popcorn.

You Have To Really Respect What Your Kids Are Doing With Their Kids And How They're Raising Them. You Can't Push Your Way Into Areas Where You Shouldn't Be Saying Anything. You Have To Always Remember They're Not Your Own Kids. Play With Them, Love Them, Spoil Them To Death - Then Hand Them Back.

This Time I Particularly Loved Because It Came From A Real Experience With My Grandchildren. Having Them Alone Alone For The First Time For Six Or Seven Days And Going "wow, This Is Exhausting," Because When You're Not Around Little Ones For A Long Time, You Forget About How Much Work That Is. So I Came In And Started Writing The Story That Became This Movie ['parental Guidance'].