I'm A Rather Decisive Type.

Lampoon Was Exactly The Opposite. The Work Was A Lot Of Fun, But The Office Environment Was Hell. You Cannot Put 20 Humorists Together.

Wearing A Hat Implies That You Are Bald If You Are A Man And That Your Hair Is Dirty If You Are A Woman.

Globalization Is Simply Opening The Free Marketplace To Encompass The Entire World.

The Weirder You're Going To Behave, The More Normal You Should Look.

You Can Always Reason With A German. You Can Always Reason With A Barnyard Animal, Too, For All The Good It Does.