I'm A Progressive. Much In

I've Always Wanted To Sail Around The World In A Handmade Boat. And I Built A Boat. I Had A Boat Built For Me, I Mean, And My Second Day Out To Sea I Realized That (a) I'm Not A Sailor, And (b) I Have No Knowledge Of Basic Navigation.

What’s The Point Of Being Bad When There’s Nothing Good To Stop You?

I Have The Physique A Lot Of People Dream About Having. It's My Obligation To Share It With The World.

In The Fourth Grade, I Learned How To Fake Walking Into A Door. You Know, You Hit It With Your Hand And Snap Your Head Back. The Girls Loved It.

Anyone Who Does Anything Creative Is Always Gonna Want To Change.