I'm A Pretty Boring Guy.

I Would Never Do Crack... I Would Never Do A Drug Named After A Part Of My Own Ass, Okay?

I Always Hated The Grateful Dead. Never Even Bought A Led Zeppelin Album.

People Saying, 'life Didn't Turn Out The Way I Wanted It To.' Welcome To The Club. I Wanted To Be The Starting Center-fielder For The Boston Red Sox, For Chrissakes!

I'm Sick And Tired Of Our Generation Being Called The Tv Generation. What Do You Expect? We Watched Lee Harvey Oswald Get His Brains Blown Out All Over. How Could We Change The Channel After That?

Sometimes I Park In Handicap Spaces While Handicapped People Make Handicapped Faces.