I'm A Performer, Comedian, Entertainer,

I Want To Discover A Truth For Myself That Is Really True. Whether It's A Piece Of Scientific Knowledge, Or A Philosophical Truth.

I've Been In A Multimedia Extravaganza For 50 Years And It's Gone By So Quickly That It's Unimaginable. And It's Also A Major Part Of My Life That Has Gone By.

If You Make A Fool Of Yourself, You Can Do It With Dignity, Without Taking Your Pants Down. And If You Do Take Your Pants Down, You Can Still Do It With Dignity.

Ads Need To Be Little Pieces Of Entertainment.

Things People Say Strike Me As Amusing, And I Am Prone To Saying Out Loud What Everybody's Thinking.