I'm A Much Nicer Person

The Problem With Ireland Is That It's A Country Full Of Genius, But With Absolutely No Talent.

A Thing Well Done Is Worth Doing.

I Came Down To The Living Room One Day And My Wife Was Standing In The Living Room. It Wasn't An Illusion. I Saw Her Out Of The Corner Of My Eye. The Moment I Saw Her, She Vanished.

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

In Life There Exist Two Classes: First Class And No Class.