I'm A Much Nicer Person

In Life There Exist Two Classes: First Class And No Class.

My Mother Was Passionate. She Was Stubborn, The Dominant One In The Family. She Dominated My Father.

An Irishman Will Always Soften Bad News, So That A Major Coronary Is No More Than 'a Bad Turn' And A Near Hurricane That Leaves Thousands Homeless Is 'good Drying Weather'.

We Are All The Foolishness And All The Crimes We Did. We're Also All The Kindnesses We Did. I Hate To Think Of Life As If We Understood Time. We Don't Understand Time.

My Life Is Every Moment Of My Life. It Is Not A Culmination Of The Past.