I'm A Monster, Not A

As Your Girlfriend, You've Just Pissed Me Off. As Your High Priestess, You've Just Insulted Me. And As Someone With A Working Brain, You've Made Me Wonder If You've Lost Every Bit Of Your Sense. (zoey Redbird)

Here's A Newsflash From The Only High Preistess You Have Left At This Dang School: Zoey Isn't Dead. And Believe Me, I Know Dead. I've Been There, Done That, And Got The Frickin' T-shirt." - Stevie Rae

I Know Dead. I've Been There, Done That And Got The Freakin' T-shirt.

No Problem, I'll Get A Penguin To Show Us

As A Successful Romantic Novelist - One Of My Publishers Is Mills & Boon - I Create The Sort Of Male Heroes That No Woman Could Fail To Adore And Few Real Men Could Hope To Emulate.