I'm A Lucky Guy And

80 Percent Of The Balls That Don't Reach The Hole, Don't Go In.

I Hate To See It Go, I'll Tell You That. I Played Here All My Life. Eighteen Years I Played Here And I'm Sorry To See It Go.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

I Don't Know (if They Were Men Or Women Running Naked Across The Field). They Had Bags Over Their Heads.

I Love Baseball, I Really Do. I Always Told My Dad, I'm Not Gonna Make It Working... I Like To Play Ball Too Much. Which I Did. I Played Hard. You Gotta Work At This Game. You Really Do. And Its Fun Doing It If You Do It The Right Way.