I'm A Liar. And I

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You Want A Happy Romantic Relationship? Don’t Ruin It By Getting Married.

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What's A Mediator You Ask? Oh, A Person Who Acts As A Liason Between The Living And The Dead. Hey, Wait A Minute...what're You Doing With That Strait Jacket?-suze Simon's Imagination

I Usually Know Almost Exactly How I Feel. The Problem Is, I Just Can't Tell Anyone.