I'm A Humanist; I'd Rather

Home Is Where, When You Have To Go There, You Probably Shouldn't.

I Hold No Preference Among Flowers, So Long As They Are Wild, Free, Spontaneous.

Suicide: Don't Knock It If You Ain't Tried It.

In America, As Elsewhere, The General Irritability Level Keeps Rising.

So I Lived Alone. The First Thing I Did Was Take Off My Pants. Naturally.