I'm A Cancer, Which Means

So Many People Preach That They Love Fashion, But Really It's What I Live For!

My Mum Says, 'go With Your First Instinct,' But This Can Lead To Impulse Buying!

It's So Hard For People To Even Believe That There Was A Lesson To Be Learned At All, Because They Just Think I'm Wrong.

I'm Not That Girl From Freaky Friday Any More! I'm A Real Adult. In Fact, I Hate Children! I Hate Them All!

Life Is Full Of Risks Anyway; Why Not Take Them?