I'm A Big Fan Of

Sometimes When You Win, You Think You're Going To Get Everything To Go Your Way.

We Are Now The Proud Owners Of A White Boy. Now We Have To Shop In The Caucasian Isle And Get Sunscreen, Mayonaise And Mild Salsa Because The Other Ones Really Hawt!

It's An Honor To Walk In The Footsteps Of A Legend. As Host I Intend To Honor The Tradition Of The Bob Hope Classic And Have A Great Time Blazing A New Path.

When I Was 10 There Wasnt Trampolines And Cartoon Charaters, I Never Went To Chuck E Cheese! My Mom Said 'you Wanna See A Mouse Pull The Refrigerator Out!'

So I Started To Relax And Would Work On My Act Eight Hours A Day, Sitting At A Desk Writing At My Grandmother's House, And I Would Put On Richard Pryor Live On Long Beach And Would Play It Like A Loop And Think And Write