I'm A Big Boy, But

I Wanted To Be A Comedian, And This Is What I'm Doing. If I Can Keep This Going, I'm Happy.

People See A Big Dude And They Hear That High Pitched Voice Or "eglasias With An 'i'" And Love It Because They Can Relate And Go "i Know That Person!".

My Favorite People To Have Fun With Are Police Officers 'cause They're So Serious, You Know.

With All The Classes They Offer At School, How Come They Don't Have One For Common Sense?

Early On When I Started Talking About My Weight, It Was Self-deprecating; Everything Was A Joke.