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Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

I Would Like To Fire Every Cop In America And Start From Scratch. We Don't Need As Many Of Them, And The Whole Model Of Policing Is Completely Off The Rails. For The Most Part, The Police Are Engaged In Very Little Protection Of The Public. That's Probably 5 Percent Of What They Do. The Rest Of It Is Writing Tickets.

The Experts Who Managed The Original Marshall Plan Say Afghanistan Needs A Commitment Of At Least $5 To $10 Billion Over 5 To 10 Years, Coupled With Occupation Forces Of 250,000 Allied Soldiers To Keep The Peace Throughout The Country.

Close Friends Love You For Who You Are; Not What They Want You To Be.

There Was An Honorable Tradition Of Using Anonymous Sources That Was Ruined By Jayson Blair.