I'll Play Baseball For The

Watch The Old Man. Watch How The Old Man Keeps The Guys Who Aren't Playing Happy.

If I Send The Ball Home, I Know What Will Happen To It. My Twin Brothers Will Take It Out On The Lot, Like Any 20-cent Rocket.

Thank God For Baseball.

I Expected Him To Say, 'hang In There' Or Something Like That. It Took Me An Hour To Talk Him Into Giving Me Another Chance!

Hey Mantle, You Win. You're The Worst.