I'll Never Die. I'll Just

I Can Play Every Instrument There Is, Every Horn, I've Played All The Saxes And Trumpets And Everything And Keyboards.

My Aunt Played The Piano And I Used To Sit And Listen To It.

I Used To Be A Mean Maniac. Someone Once Threw A Firecracker At A Show And I Jumped Off The Side Of The Stage And Whacked 'em On The Side Of The Head.

I Don't Claim To Be A Musician, I Didn't Go To Julliard.

I Grew A Love For Helpless, Defenseless Things. People Would Give Me Lions And Jaguars. I Had Cheetahs, Monkeys.