I'll Always Be Figuring Out

Life Isn't A Fairy Tale, And Happy Endings Are Few And Far Between

We Have A Family Calendar And It's How Everybody Runs. In Truth, There's No Trick To Balancing It. If You Look At The Calendar And You've Seen You've Gone Ten Days Without A Date Night, You Know You Need To Prioritize More.

I Think That If You Can Butter Writers Up Enough, They Might Give You A Little.

Your Dynamic With Everyone Will Change When You Graduate High School. High School Is A Pit Of Despair. It's A Swirling Tornado Of Insecurities And There's Really Nothing Good About It.

I Rarely Wear Clothes When I'm Home By Myself. I Love Making Breakfast Naked. But You've Got To Make Sure The Gardener's Not Coming That Day.