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The Difference Between Talking On Your Cell Phone While Driving And Speaking With A Passenger Is Huge. The Person On The Other End Of The Cell Phone Is Chattering Away, Oblivious.

The Length Of Your Education Is Less Important Than Its Breadth, And The Length Of Your Life Is Less Important Than Its Depth.

Know How To Drive Safely When It's Raining Or When It's Snowing. The Two Conditions Are Different.

Be Able To Analyze Statistics, Which Can Be Used To Support Or Undercut Almost Any Argument.

Be Able To Hiccup Silently, Or At Least Without Alerting Neighbors To Your Situation. The First Hiccup Is An Exception.