Which One Of You Is

The Course Is Playing The Players Instead Of The Players Playing The Course.

I Don't Want To Be A Millionaire; Just Live Like One.

I Never Played A Perfect 18 Holes. There Is No Such Thing. I Expect To Make At Least Seven Mistakes A Round. Therefore, When I Make A Bad Shot, I Don't Worry About It. It Is Just One Of The Seven.

Hurry Up Gene, I Got A Date Tonight.

Whatever Happens On The Golf Course Is Ok, Because If I Put The Ball In Trouble I Know That I Have The Skills To Get It Out Of Trouble And Back Into Play.