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My Life Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Life. Me Around The House Is Nothing Like The Daddy Day Care Dad.

The Economy In Ireland Has Been Rampaging Ahead For The Last 15 Years. Barring An International, Political Or Natural Catastrophe, Things Can Only Get Better For The Irish.

Every Bad Decision I've Made Has Been Based On Money.

White Boys Always Get The Oscar. It's A Known Fact. Did I Ever Get A Nomination? No! You Know Why? Cause I Hadn't Played Any Of Them Slave Roles, And Get My Ass Whipped. That's How You Get The Nomination. A Black Dude Who Plays A Slave That Gets His Ass Whipped Gets The Nomination, A White Guy Who Plays An Idiot Gets The Oscar. That's What I Need, I Need To Play A Retarded Slave, Then I'll Get The Oscar.

If I Don't Die In A Plane Crash Or Something, This Country Has A Rare Opportunity To Watch A Great Talent Grow.