If You're Going To Make

Our Only Competition In The Theater Is Boredom, Because If I'm Bored With A Play, If I'm Revolted By A Play On Stage, With The Broadway Prices, Especially Today, I'm Going To Walk Out And Not Come Back And Pay That Price Again.

Thou Shalt Not Steal The Shekels Of Thine Audience With A Play Which Doth Not Let Them Know What The Hell Goeth On.

It's Always Such A Joy That You Wake Up In The Morning And There's Work To Do.

If You're Going To Make A Musical, Don't Cartoon It From The Play. Make It Better Than The Play. Have A Reason For Making It Sing.

You Must Not Demand The Failure Of Your Peers, Because The More Good Things That Are Around In Film, In Television, In Theater - Why The Better It Is For All Of Us.