If You Would Be Accounted

Sauce, N. The One Infallible Sign Of Civilization And Enlightenment. A People With No Sauces Has One Thousand Vices; A People With One Sauce Has Only Nine Hundred And Ninety-nine. For Every Sauce Invented And Accepted A Vice Is Renounced And Forgiven.

Trichinosis, N. The Pig's Reply To Proponents Of Porcophagy.

Friendship: A Ship Big Enough For Two In Fair Weather, But Only One In Foul.

What Is A Democrat? One Who Believes That The Republicans Have Ruined The Country. What Is A Republican? One Who Believes That The Democrats Would Ruin The Country.

The Quality That Distinguishes Love Without Knowledge.