If You Wish To Avoid

Misery Is The Company Of Lawsuits.

Plain As A Nose In A Man's Face.

It Is Better To Write Of Laughter Than Of Tears, For Laughter Is The Property Of Man.

If You Wish To Be Good "pantagruelists" (which Is To Say, Live In Peace, Joy, Health, And Always Dining Well), Never Put Too Much Faith In People Who Look Out Through A Hole.

Friends, You Will Notice That In This World There Are Many More Ballocks Than Men. Remember This.