If You Wish, I Shall

Those Single-track Military Minds Never Think To Ask Their Cleaning Staff For Help In Giant Lethal Marauding Creature Matters.

I Almost Wish I'd Had The Forethought To Eat A Tree Myself.

Tiny Fists Can Hurt Quite A Lot When They Hit You In The Face.

I Advise Those Who Want To Become Writers To Study Veterinary Medicine, Which Is Easier. You Don't Want To Be A Writer Unless You Have No Choice - And If You Have No Choice, Good Luck To You.

If You Try To Breathe Water, You Will Not Turn Into A Fish, You Will Drown; But Water Is Still Good To Drink.