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Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.

Believe Me, The Library Is The Temple Of God. Education Is The Most Sacred Religion Of All.

Kiss Is Not A Charity. Never, Ever Mix Commerce And Charity.

Men Want Success And Sex. Women Want Everything.

I Want To Be Dictator.