If You Want To Know

When You Are In Trouble, People Who Call To Sympathize Are Really Looking For The Particulars.

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

One Of The Surprising Things In This World Is The Respect A Worthless Man Has For Himself.

Everyone Hates A Martyr; It's No Wonder Martyrs Were Burned At The Stake.