If You Want To Hit

Golf Is A Better Game Played Downhill.

Golfers Have A Tendency To Be Very Masochistic. They Like To Punish Themselves For Some Reason. A Lot Of Them Like Tough Courses.

I've Always Tried To Play Golf With A Golf Club. I Have A Hard Time Driving With My Rifle. I Mean, 18 Is Really Narrow ... I Have No Problem With The Course, Except For The Tee Shot On 18.

The Senior Tour Is A Good Concept, Although Frankly I'm Not Astounded At Its Continued Success. It Gives A Lot Of Guys An Opportunity To Extend Their Careers.

He Has The Finest, Fundamentally Sound Golf Swing I've Ever Seen.