If You Want To Become

When You Find A Guy Who Is Powerful, A Big Father Figure, You Latch Onto Him Immediately.

There's A Bond Among A Kitchen Staff, I Think. You Spend More Time With Your Chef In The Kitchen Than You Do With Your Own Family.

It's Quite Weird Knocking That Out Of Them And Telling Them To Forget Cooking For Chefs; Forget What Chefs Say About Your Food.

Chefs Are Nutters. They're All Self-obsessed, Delicate, Dainty, Insecure Little Souls And Absolute Psychopaths. Every Last One Of Them.

The Parents Are The Issue, Because It's Not The Kids' Fault. They're The Ones On The Playground Getting The S - And The Jokes And The Bullying, Because Of Their Size And They're Obese. It's Not The Kids, It's The F - Ing Parents.