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I Believe In Karma... That Means I Can Do Bad Things To You All Day Long And Assume You Deserve It.

No Matter How Smart You Are, You Spend Much Of Your Day Being An Idiot.

The Best Way To Compile Inaccurate Information That No One Wants Is To Make It Up.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

Dilbert: Evolution Must Be True Because It Is A Logical Conclusion Of The Scientific Method. Dogbert: But Science Is Based On The Irrational Belief That Because We Cannot Perceive Reality All At Once, Things Called Time And Cause And Effect Exist. Dilbert: That's What I Was Taught And That's What I Believe. Dogbert: Sounds Cultish.