If You Wait, All That

I Don't Do Well With Changes In My Routine. I Read At Least Three Newspapers A Day, For Example. I'm Frustrated If For Some Reason I Can't Get Ahold Of All Three.

-she Remembered Them Kindly, For There Was A Sweetness In Boys That Didn't Last Long, Once They Became Men.

Americans Don't Want Cowboys To Be Gay.

I'm Glad I've Been Wrong Enough To Keep In Practice. . . You Can't Avoid It, You've Got To Learn To Handle It. If You Only Come Face To Face With Your Own Mistakes Once Or Twice In Your Life It's Bound To Be Extra Painful. I Face Mine Every Day--that Way They Ain't Usually Much Worse Than A Dry Shave.

If I Had A Mind To Rent Pigs, I'd Be Mighty Upset. A Man That Likes To Rent Pigs Won't Be Stopped.