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That's What Happens When You're Thirty-seven Years Old: You Do The Things You Always Did But The Result Is Somehow Different.

There Used To Be This Guy Called Vinny Who Worked On The Floor Of The Stock Exchange, Said One Big Investor Who Had Observed The Market For A Long Time. After The Markets Closed Vinny Would Get Into His Cadillac And Drive Out To His Big House In Long Island. Now There Is The Guy Called Vladimir Who Gets Into His Jet And Flies To His Estate In Aspen For The Weekend. I Used To Worry A Little About Vinny. Now I Worry A Lot About Vladimir

Wall Street Is Not Being Made A Scapegoat For This Crisis: They Really Did This.

Why Pay $20 Million To Harrison Ford? I Dont Even Understand That. They Think They Have To Do It... If Someone Puts A Price On Himself, That Suggests He Is Irreplaceable, Then He Better Find Somewhere Else To Work.

The Reason The Greeks Don't Pay Taxes Is They Don't Trust Where Their Taxes Are Going, Because They Know These Other Greeks Are Taking Money From The State For Doing Nothing. So It's - It's An Essentially Corrupt Society.