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I Look Forward To The Day When I Can Be Republican Again. I'm An Alan Simpson Republican.

He's A Million Rubber Bands In His Resilience.

So Let Us Take Our Fair Share Of The True Refugees And Act Responsible As A Government In Providing For Their Necessary Expenses. Let Us Stop Skewing The Whole Process By Taking Some Folks Who Are Not Truly Refugees In Order Simply To Meet Our Foreign Policy Needs Or Domestic Policy Demands. There Has To Be A Better Way To Meet Those Needs And Demands Than We Are Doing Now. I Think It Is Embarrassing To All Of Us Who Truly Know The Mission Of The Refugee Act.

Grandchildren Now Don't Write A Thank You For The Christmas Presents. They Are Walking On Their Pants With Their Cap On Backward, Listening To The Enema Man And Snoopy, Snoopy Poop Dog.

Now It's Just Sharp Elbows, And Instead Of Having A Caucus Where You Sit Down And Say, 'what Are You Doing For Your Country?' You Sit Figuring Out How To Screw The Other Side.