If You Think Something's Funny,

Jon Stewart Hires People That He Thinks Are Funny. That's It. That's The Only Requirement.

The Word 'geek' Today Does Not Mean What It Used To Mean. A Geek Isn't The Skinny Kid With A Pocket Protector And Acne. There Can Be Computer Geeks, Video Game Geeks, Car Geeks, Military Geeks, And Sports Geeks. Being A Geek Just Means That You're Passionate About Something.

I Think It's Always Funny When Somebody Thinks You're Going To Do Something Super Sexy And Then You Don't.

I'm A 'what You See Is What I Want You To See' Kind Of Girl . . . When I First Started, I Just Wanted To Be Perfect. I Wanted To Say I Loved Bunnies And Rainbows And World Peace. I Realized That The Only Way To Be Perfect Was To Embrace Your Imperfections.

If You Stand Up For Women, Then Don't Bash Me.