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I Have Five Kids From Three Marriages. I Come From A Trailer Park. My Sister And Brother Are Both Gay. I Have Multiple Personalities.

Husbands Are Never Happy. My Husband Asked Me For More Space, So I Locked Him Out Of The House.

I Know How To Do Anything, I'm A Mom.

There Isn't Any New Man. The New Man Is The Old Man, Only He Whines More.

I Don't Really Want To Hang Out With Politicians. I'd Rather Go Straight To Hell, And Not Collect $200.