If You Shake My Hand,

My Guitar Was A Loyal Person To Me.

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

I Want To Write Something That Makes It Easy For Young People To Look Right Into The Abyss.

Buckethead [former Guns N' Roses Guitarist] Is Probably Twice As Good A Guitar Player As Me And Slash Combined, And Can Stand Having Fried Chicken Rubbed Up Against His Face All Night For A Couple Of Hours.

If You Guys Are Going To Be Throwing Beer Bottles At Us, At Least Make Sure They're Full.