If You See A Shy

I Have A Lot Of Fake Food In My Apartment, But I'm Picky About It. Old Plaster Food, Like From The '50s Is Really Nice, Hollowed Out Paper-mache Food From Old Plays - The New Stuff Just Looks Too Good.

When I Meet A New Person, Something Has To Be A Little Off For Me To Consider Them Beautiful. It Could Be Crooked Teeth, Or Veins In Their Skin That Are A Little Too Visible, Or A Really Dramatic Lazy Eye. The First Guy I Ever Kissed Had A Water Head.

I Like It When People Who Aren't So Attractive, Or They Have A Whole Lot Of Hurdles To Get Over, I Like It When They Dress Up And They Look Presentable. That, To Me, Just Touches Me.

I Try To Pick Music For A Diner That Doesnt Involve A Lot Of Lyrics, So You're Not Paying Attention To That. As Long As It Doesnt Dominate The Party, It Should Be More Atmosphere Music. When I'm By Myself, I Never Play Music.

I'm Always More Attracted To The Unattractive.