If You're Not A Target,

The Soldiers Currently Manning Our Sophisticated Weaponry Have Room Temperature Iq's.

Why Is It There Are So Many More Horses' Asses Than There Are Horses?

Take, For Example, The African Jungle, The Home Of The Cheetah. On Whom Does The Cheetah Prey? The Old, The Sick, The Wounded, The Weak, The Very Young, But Never The Strong. Lesson: If You Would Not Be Prey, You Had Better Be Strong.

The Official Version Of Watergate Is As Wrong As A Flat Earth Society Pamphlet.

You Can't Kill Ideas. But You Can Sure Shoot The People Who Hold Them