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The Old Saying Is: 'time Off Is A Wrestler's Worst Enemy.'

I Didn’t Have Any Plans To Become A Wrestler Until About A Year Before I Started.

I Think My Fondest Memories Would Be With Sting, And Steamboat, Dusty And Er… I Made A Lot Of Money Wrestling Wahoo Mcdaniel And Jack Mulligan Too. It’d Be Hard To Pinpoint One.

We Used To Wrestle Every Night, 385 Times A Year. For Ten Years. 365 Days. Never Had Any Holidays Off, Ever. Holidays Were Always Two-day Venues. Two Event Venues. Afternoon And Night.

It’s So Hard For Me To Sit Back Here In This Studio, Looking At A Guy Out Here, Hollering My Name!—when Last Year I Spent More Money, On Spilled Liquor, In Bars From One Side Of This World To The Other, Than You Made! You’re Talking To The Rolex Wearing, Diamond Ring Wearing, Kiss Stealing, Whoa! Wheelin Dealin’, Limosuine Riding, Jet Flying Son Of A Gun And I’m Having A Hard Time Holding These Alligators Down!