If You're A Good Improviser,

Improvisation Is Almost Like The Retarded Cousin In The Comedy World. We've Been Trying Forever To Get Improvisation On Tv. It's Just Like Stand-up. It's Best When It's Just Left Alone. It Doesn't Translate Always On Tv. It's Best Live.

It's Easier To Be Brave When You're Not Alone.

Meryl Streep Is Not Here Tonight. She Has The Flu - And I Hear She's Amazing In It.

Don't Treat Your Heart Like An Action Figure Wrapped In Plastic And Never Used.

Stop Whining About Getting Old. It's A Privilege. A Lot Of People Who Are Dead Wish They Were Still Alive.