If You Love Someone Set

And Now, In The Interest Of Equal Time, Here Is A Message From The National

Why Don't Sheep Shrink When It Rains?

If Churches Want To Play The Game Of Politics, Let Them Pay Admission Like Everyone Else.

To Be Intoxicated Is To Feel Sophisticated, But Not Be Able To Say It.

The Symphony Orchestra Had Played Poorly, So The Conductor Was In A Bad Mood. That Night He Beat His Wife--because The Music Hadn't Been Beautiful Enough.