If You Look Good, You

I Hurl The Glass Teapot To The Ground. We Both Stare At It, Stunned. "it Was Supposed To Break," I Explain After A Pause, " And That Was Going To Signify That Yes, I Would Throw Something Away . If I Knew It Wasn't Right For Me.

I Bet He Never Goes On Youtube. He's Too Busy. It's Only Tragic Cases Like You And Me Who Are Always Online.

People Used To Ask Me For Advice, And I'd Say, 'please, Don't Ask Me!' Yes, I Did Economics At Oxford, But That's Not The Same As Having A Broad Knowledge Of Personal Finance

You Won’t Let Me Buy Any Clothes. Now You Won’t Let Me Buy A Road Map, Either! I Need To Spend Some Money Or I’m Going To Go Crazy!

Shopping Is Actually Very Similar To Farming A Field. You Can't Keep Buying The Same Thing, You Have To Have A Bit Of Variety. Otherwise You Get Bored And Stop Enjoying Yourself.