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I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I Want To Show You That You Can Be Funny And Hot. You Can Drink And Read. People Are Still Getting Used To What I Am.

I Do Destroy Men On A Weekly Basis. It's Like A Hobby. I'm Like A Praying Mantis.

When You're Around Me, You're Going To Get Glitter On You.

All Men That Date Me Have To Know That Their Name May End Up In A Pop Song.