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I Make Myself Laugh All The Time. I Think I'm Really Funny. I Do.

I Decided To Do A Comedy. It's A Good Mind-set To Go Into Work And Be Happy Every Day Instead Of Being In A Dark Place.

I Think All Presidents Should Have Teenage Girls Before They Become Presidents. If You Can Handle Those Hormones, You Can Handle Anything.

I Commend Women Who Wake Up 30, 40 Minutes Early To Put On Eyeliner. I Think It's ­beautiful. I'm Just Not That Person.

For Me, My Lack Of Patience In Real Life - I Have Always Had Very Little Patience. It's Been Very Much My Downfall In Life. But Having A Child Puts It In Perspective. Very Quickly You're Like, "oh, I Need To Learn What Patience Is."