If You Hit A Midget

Before Doing My First Open Mic, I Was Sitting In The Back Watching All These Comedians Banter Back And Forth And Fire Jokes And Up Each Other, And I Thought, This Is Where I Wanna Be.

So When You Spot Violence, Or Bigotry, Or Intolerance Or Fear Or Just Garden-variety Misogyny, Hatred Or Ignorance, Just Look It In The Eye And Think, 'the Good Outnumber You, And We Always Will.'

I Haven't Sworn Off Facebook. I'm On Facebook. There's A Fan Page On Facebook That I Will Update, But I'm On There Myself Under A Pseudonym, Because There Were A Lot Of People Able To Private-message Me On Facebook, And It Was Getting Really Weird. And Then With Myspace, I Just Don't Read Messages. I Delete Everything, And I Just Post Updates Every Now And Then.

I Have To Drink This Much To Be As Unfunny As You.

If You Actually Do Cold Readings, It's Very Close To How People Actually Talk, Because You're Experiencing These Thoughts Anew Every Moment, And Trying To Make Them Come Out Coherently.