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So, Have You Heard About The Oyster Who Went To A Disco And Pulled A Mussel?

Fame Is Being Asked To Sign Your Autograph On The Back Of A Cigarette Packet.

When I Was 12, We Went From Glasgow To Aberdeen On A School Trip. It Was Called Fresh Air Fortnight.

Life Is Supposed To Be Fun. It's Not A Job Or Occupation. We're Here Only Once And We Should Have A Bit Of A Laugh.

I Like Salvador Dali And Rene Magritte. I Also Like The Scottish Artist John Byrne, Another Surrealist.