If You Have Darwin, Christ

Our Human Nature Is Exactly The Same As It Was 500 Years Ago, Let Alone Five Years Ago.

I Also Watch A Lot Of Really Bad Television When I'm Writing, "like Dancing With The Stars," With My Daughter.

Privacy Is Something I Have Come To Respect. I Think When I Was Younger I Wanted To Tell Everybody Everything, Because I Thought I Was So Damn Interesting. Then I Heard The Snoring.

When I Was A Kid I Ate Sports Books Up, Like "winners Never Quit" By Phil Pepe. That Was Like My Bible.

Sex Is Great Until You Die, But It's Never As Great As It Was When You Were A Kid, When It Was A Mystery.