If You Have A Sombrero,

If You Have A Sombrero, Throw It To The Sky!

It's Easier To Pick Off A Fast Runner Than To Pick Off A Lazy Runner.

I Was Saying On The Air: "victorino Used The Twitter And He Sent A Twit To Tell The Fans He Was Coming." Well, The City Went Hysterical. The Sky Nearly Fell Down From Laughter. I Always Thought That If You Are Going To Use Twitter, It's Going To Be A Twit. Why Would It Be A Tweet?

I Would Always Say To Kids, Don't Be Afraid To Dream, Because It Can Happen.

I Really Love Baseball. The Guys And The Game, And I Love The Challenge Of Describing Things. The Only Thing I Hate - And I Know You Have To Be Realistic And Pay The Bills In This Life - Is The Loneliness On The Road.