If You Hate What You're

I Hate The Oscars. The Oscars Make Me Want To Throw Things At The Tv. In The Ancient History Of The Oscars, People Would Go On And Make Political Statements And Get Thrown Off The Stage, But The Last Great Political Statement, I Think, Was When Michael Moore Started Raging Against Bush A Few Years Back. Everybody Booed Him, Even Though I Can't Imagine Hollywood Booing A Guy Who's Bashing Bush. That Was The Last Great Spontaneous Moment On The Oscars.

In Some European Theaters, It's Still Not Uncommon To Have A Late Start And Three Long Intermissions, Because People Actually Eat And Drink And Converse During The Intermissions.

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There Is No Post-9/11. Everything From Now Until The End Of Time Is Post-9/11.

Everything Changed In Bosnia, When General Wesley Clark Proved That You Could Fight A War With High- Level Precision Air Strikes And A Bare Minimum Of Ground Action.