If You Grow Up Fat,

Storytelling Is My Currency. It's My Only Worth. The Only Thing Of Value I Have In This Life Is My Ability To Tell A Story, Whether In Print, Orating, Writing It Down Or Having People Acting It Out.

There's Something To Be Said For Failing. It's Not The Failure You Feel, It's The Failure That People Project When Something Disappoints. You're Back To Ground Zero, Where There's No Expectations, And That's Where I Like To Be.

I'd See Movies, Comedies, And I Loved 'animal House', I Loved All The John Hughes Stuff, But I Never Saw Me And My Friends Totally Represented.

I Sympathize Far More With Heavier People Than I Ever Will With Thin. I'll Never Be Thin. Let's Be Honest.

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.