If You Ever See Me

I Know Really, Really Famous People Who Are Terrified Every Time They Walk On To A Stage.

I Like American Black Soul Music, That Was My First Big Enthusiasm.

I Have Never Owned A Computer. I Am One Of Those Weirdos. I've Never Needed A Computer. I'm Lucky That I Have A Job Where I'm Not Required To Use One.

I Have A Perfectly Average Skewed Perception Of Myself. We Often Don't Know What We're Like.

I Did Actually Sit Down With A Blank Sheet Of Paper Once. I Think The Phone Rang And That Was The End Of My Literary Career.